New toy

I recently got a new bike. Because I was tired from all the years taking public transportation. And in Manila that's saying a lot.
I wanted nothing too flashy. I didn't want it to be common either. Minimalist.
And then somebody offered this.
Open. Simple. And fun to ride.
And going from point A to point B has never been do exhilarating!
I now have more control of my time.
I don't have to brush up against sweaty bodies.
I don't have to squeeze into packed buses.
I feel the wind.
I feel free...

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Kill 'em all!

Happy new year!

And to help make that happen, I wish to see a seize and desist order on the following:

1. Cronuts - seriously over-hyped piece of pastry
2. Cupcakes - it's been on the menu for years. Its just a simple cake made fancy with different, and even ridiculous toppings. Charged at ludicrous prices
3. Kim Kardashian - woman has no talent whatsoever. Much like that floozy from Jersey
4. Reality TV shows - are our lives so mundane we have to live it through mindless challenges participated in by dim-witted individuals judged by so called experts?
5. Tablets - unless your a salesman, what good is it for?
6. 3D movies - it's a headache and a cheap attempt at holograms
7. Social climbers and the pretentious - self explanatory
8. Pretentious food nomenclature - like artisan, heirloom and, God forbid, molecular gastronomy
9. OMG - it grates in the ears when anyone shrieks this. Demonstrates the lack of articulation, and to an extent, intelligence
10. Trolls - anyone who deigns to think they can preach to us...vegetarians, new age self help experts, and, ugh, self-righteous politicians

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